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DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Better than Ramen Chapter Thirteen: An Explosion of Emotions, High-Five From Kakashi-Sensei, and Shikamaru Recorded a Video?! Sasuke's Point of View "Hey, Sasuke," Naruto murmured as he lay in my lap, staring at me with calculating eyes. "What?" I asked reluctantly. I hadn't exactly been in a talking mood because of what Naruto had done to me not five minutes earlier. Then he just sto

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Better than Ramen Chapter Twelve: Forehead Kiss, Nose Kiss, Ear Kiss, Lip Kiss: It's a Yaoi Reference, Sasuke! Naruto's Point of View Even though my sensei's advice was the worst ever, I decided to give it a shot. So, I pretended that nothing happened the following morning. I gave Sasuke a very cheerful "Good morning, dattebayo," and received two things in return. First he glared at me

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Better than Ramen Chapter Eleven: Straight? Gay? Or Just Sasuke? Sasuke's Point of View That God damn usuratonkachi, I yelled at myself as I fast walked to the nearest bus stop. Asking that kind of question…and in public, no less! He has no tact at all! I was only following Itachi's advice, so how could I have come off as being gay?! …Wait a second…when I was at his apar

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. WARNING: The following contains Shounen-ai and maybe a bit of yaoi of NarutoxSasuke, which means homosexual content. If you are not a fan of that sort of thing, PLEASE don't read this and PLEASE don't yell at me for expressing myself creatively. I had an argument with my English teacher…. She told me that commas, periods, exclamation points, and question marks always go on the outside of quotation marks and I disagreed with her. Long story short, she showed me some exampl

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Better than Ramen Chapter Nine: Knock, Knock. Who's There? Sasuke's Straightness. He's Straight?! Of Course Not! This is a Joke. Still Naruto's Point of View… A couple of days had gone by with me staying in the hospital receiving a few new visitors every day. I saw all of my classmates at least twice, all of my teachers about three to five times, Jiraiya, Gaara, Itachi, and Orochi

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Better than Ramen Chapter Eight: Naruto's Cracktastic Hallucination and Sasuke's Questionable Sexuality, Dattebayo! Naruto's Point of View The host of the tea party at Summersault Hollow stood up and raised his teacup proudly into the air and commanded silence from the various cats, rabbits, and mice. King Orochimaru-chan smiled and bowed to everyone around after taking off his feather

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Better than Ramen Chapter Seven: … I stayed in the bathroom wallowing in my own grief for what seemed like hours. My head hurt from crying so much and a small puddle had actually formed at my feet. Just when I was thinking that I didn't want to be seen by anybody, the door opened and the creepy woman from before stepped inside. She spied me on the floor and gave me a sweet smile

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Better than Ramen Chapter Six: Gaara Enters Stage Right and Sasuke Feels Like a Douche Jiraiya's Point of View "Jiraiya, when are you going to wake up and answer your damn phone?!" Orochimaru kicked me roughly in the stomach and I was wide awake instantly, for I had fallen off of his couch that I had been sleeping on. I hated when Orochimaru kicked me because his heels always dug i

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Naruto. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This is a work of pure fiction for my amusement and for those who read this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Better than Ramen Chapter Five: Naruto Forgets, Talks, and… Naruto's Point of View So I had this really crazy dream last night that I was kissing this really, really hot chick. She was just kind of standing there while I was trying to get some sleep, but God was she hot! She kind of looked like she was sort of hovering over me and I thought, You know what? I'm gonna kiss her. And